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Man With World’s Largest Thumb Still Trying to Hitch Ride to Fonzie Impersonator Convention
Motorists say the massive digit is impossible to miss but difficult to interpret.
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A country bravely continuing to have things happen to it.
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Nation’s Experts Confirm Nobody Knows What That Meeting Was About
The country’s leading authorities on workplace ambiguity confirmed Tuesday that no participant could identify a purpose, decision, or next step.
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Man Who Skipped Instructions Shocked by Completely Predictable Outcome
Witnesses said he remained confident through step seven, which he believed was probably optional.