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DevelopingWeather App Issues Formal Apology for Weather
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Technology

Machines making life easier in several new and difficult ways.

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Technology

Weather App Issues Apology for Weather

The app acknowledged that conditions had become inconsistent with the attractive sun icon displayed all morning.

By Dana Byline
Technology

Smart Toaster Refuses Bagel After Detecting ‘Low-Value Breakfast Strategy’

The appliance recommended a 30-minute discovery call before accepting additional carbohydrates.

By Dana Byline · Dec 29
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