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Area Dog Promoted After Demonstrating Stronger Leadership Skills Than Management

Biscuit’s ability to listen, remain present, and clearly signal when he needs something distinguished him immediately.

By Misprint Staff
Business

Economy Adds 40,000 Jobs Asking Employees to Do the Work of Three People

Analysts celebrated a surge in positions offering competitive exposure and the occasional chair.

By Misprint Staff · Dec 31
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